Friday, December 7, 2007

Atheist Holiday

In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge.

After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared...

“Case dismissed!” The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!”

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, “Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own atheists holiday!” The lawyer pompously said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?”

The judge said, “Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as ‘April Fools Day,’ consider that Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday!”

“Now, have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!”

2 comments:

Tracy Sonshine said...

There is a day that everyone who ever lived will be judged at the Great White Throne of Judgment! I don't know about you, but I spend every day preparing for it and expecting a great victory because I live in Jesus and HE lives in ME!!! JESUS IS THE VICTOR AND THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!! We need to continue to get out on the highways and byways and TELL these people about Jesus, so that they have enough information to make a choice and we pray they will make the right one!!! God is coming back for His Jews that have been blinded for so many years............People of God be ready to go out and catch some fish.......the nets are full and ready for the harvest is white!!! The End Times are here and those called and chosen of God are expected to work overtime and do their job that God called them to do!!!

God wants our constant prayers, worship, praise and testimonies to be heard by all so that the Fragrance of Christ will draw all men to Jesus who is the way, the truth, and the life and the ticket to eternal life in Heaven with God! THERE IS NO OTHER WAY....NO COMPROMISE......God paid the price through His son's sacrifice once and for all!!!

BELIEVE AND RECEIVE!!!

God bless you and I love you all in Jesus!

Missionary Tracy Sonshine
Walking and telling everyone who will listen about Jesus and what He did for me and my family!!!

You Ain't seen nuthin' yet!!!

2008- GOD IS GREAT!!!

AND THOSE WHO ARE IN THE VINE WILL HAVE THE VICTORY IN JESUS!!!!

GOD BLESS YOU WITH A VICTORIOUS 2008 in JESUS!!!!

www.tracysonshine.com

Sigit said...

Make me smile.. :)